January 2009
“I’m a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let’s make babies.”
– http://holladaddy.com/
huh
[23: 36] * Kite taps your shoulder
[23: 36] * Kite taps your shoulder again
Kite: turn around you fuck
GUTTAH TRASH: no
Kite: ..
GUTTAH TRASH: that isn't me
Kite: turn the fuck around
GUTTAH TRASH: kite
Kite: what
GUTTAH TRASH: look up
Kite: huh
Kite: OH GOD
Kite: WHY ARE YOU ON MY CEILING
GUTTAH TRASH: YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Kite: YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
Kite: ...SIS
GUTTAH TRASH: DON'T MENTION IT
GUTTAH TRASH: ...BRO
[23: 37] * Kite punches you in the dick
GUTTAH TRASH: ow
GUTTAH TRASH: quit it
Fuck yes! February 15 has never seemed so far...
Worst Case of the Mondays that I ever had.
So today I woke up feeling like shit. It’s Monday, so whatever. I ate a banana on the way to school. Normal Monday, only this time I was actually early to class! But as I’m glazing my box, my hand just started shaking uncontrollably. I dunno what was causing it. I was worried, but just tried to forget it. Flash-forward to 4th period, and everyone was freaking out about their grades....
YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS
I DIG GIANT ROBOTS
WE DIG...
