Lil B talks to a goat
Lil B approached the goat cautiously, but with his own certain brand of confidence. He had traversed many miles up this mountain, and would be damned if he gave up now.
“Greetings, goat,” he said to the goat.
“Baaaaa,” the goat said.
Lil B stroked his goatee. Perhaps this was not the talking goat he had read about in his book of Based Prophesies.
He tried again. “Swag.”
“Swaaaaag,” the goat said.
Lil B let out, “Woop! Thank you Based Goat!”
He then hugged the beast. “What is the wisdom you seek?” the goat asked.
“Based Goat,” Lil B said, “Who is my real father?”
The goat considered this for a moment and said, “You are.” He then evaporated into a mist of pure swag.
Though Lil B had acquired the knowledge he sought, on that fateful down the trek down the mountain his mind raced with even further questions still.
